Clara:  
It looks like your handwriting.

Doctor:  
Well, I couldn’t have written it and forgotten, could I?

Clara:  
Have you met you?

danisnotonfire:

phil and i attempted to play Portal 2 co-op but phil with phil wearing a blindfold it dID NOT GO VERY WELL

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ddowney:

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

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that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

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do you see that fabric?

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do you see that fluffy pillow?

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do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

I’M SO UPSET WITH ART

Then Aragorn wondered, for she had seemed of no greater age than he, who had lived yet no more than a score of years in Middle-earth. But Arwen looked in his eyes and said: “Do not wonder! For the children of Elrond have the life of the Eldar.” ‘Then Aragorn was abashed, for he saw the elven-light in her eyes and the wisdom of many days; yet from that hour he loved Arwen Undómiel daughter of Elrond.

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

"He decided to teach society a lesson. He was a danger of course, but I never thought of him as a villain." - Stan Lee

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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thefarfire:

typette:

nadiaoxford:

evilsoutherngentleman:

megan-is-a-doll:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

I just laughed so hard I almost puked.

I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.

This is humanity’s most important achievement. 

someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT

IT EVEN HAS THE FADEOUT

sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet

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lameboob:

"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
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yass-god:

real acting